thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

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gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

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uglypickle:

I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

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gnarwclves:

Code Orange Kids.

gnarwclves:

Code Orange Kids.

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